Belichick denies any knowledge of deflated footballs. He privately
asserts that he knows more about football than God but individual footballs do
not merit his attention. He cares nothing for their fate. He doesn't touch them
and prefers not even to think about them. He's a sensitive guy underneath it
all and the very shape of a football makes him a bit queasy.
So when it comes to deflating footballs, he couldn't be more
innocent.
Really? First of all, if Belichick is innocent then there is
no such thing as guilt, the very notion is outmoded.
As for me, I believe he sanded, scraped and for good measure bullwhipped all
twelve of those Patriot balls. He kept the lights on all night in the football
locker, just so the balls couldn't sleep. He brought in Rottweilers to snarl, bark
and slobber at the defenseless (also offenseless) balls. The he played Der Ring des
Nibelungen really loud.
Between the dogs and the Wagner most footballs were deflated.
Belichick then invited chess players in to move their pieces
and sneer at the sheer barbarism and crudity of football. This let the air out more. Hold-outs gave in when golfers, pool players, adepts in the delicate
sport of curling, a pingpong champ and one or two unemployed ballerinas chanted:
"Concuss Discuss!
Discuss Concuss!"
Eleven out of twelve tortured balls deflated nicely. The heroic
exception is being flown to Guantanamo for special treatment.
Belichick innocent? LOL
If there are drone strikes on February 1 at University of
Phoenix Stadium that just happen to wipe out most of the Seahawk secondary,
well he won't be responsible for that either, will he?
Not a chance.
Whatever Howie Carr says
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