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Azazel
So next time Bibbi calls me — he cold calls from time to
time to say, so what's doing in Galut, Tzvi (my Hebrew name, which means deer
as in "the deer and the
antelope play")? — here's what I say: yes: Hamas is terrible, yes those
tunnels are built for nefarious purposes and nefarious purposes only, yes it
would be good if the IDF got to rip out every last one of them up and send them
back to Jesus — hey, that's just an expression, OK — BUT you can't inflict civilian casualties
on Gaza like you are now. No, sorry Beebs, you really can't blow up schools,
market places and UN shelters . . . You didn't know that? Nobody told you?
Beebs, people 'round here don't actually believe Hamas is
blowing itself up every chance it gets just to blame it you, Beebs. That just
don't fly.
How do you say "lead balloon" in Hebrew?
Oh, that annoys you, huh? Well, remember you called me. And while
I'm on your shekel, let me add you're not making it easier on us out here.
Perhaps you've heard of anti-Semitism? The thing Zionism was going to put an
end to? Well there's gonna be more of it, anti-Semitism inside anti-Zionism
inside anti-Semitism inside anti-Zionism etc. and so on like Russian dolls.
What? So I should move to Eretz Yisroel? Sorry, I can't afford Tel
Aviv, which sounds pretty groovy, and as for moving to the West Bank —
— Judea and Samaria. . .
—Judea and Samaria to you, Beebaleh but West Bank to me.
Let me put it this way: LECH L'AZAZEL to the whole idea of
settlements on the West Bank!
(Lech l'Azazel is pretty good Hebrew for "Send it back to
Jesus", except Azazel is a big demon. Same thing right?)
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